This site has been around for a long time, but it’s still funny and entertaining as hell. You can dress up the Lard Jesus in several different costumes, reset things, and then try something gloriously different.

Thyroid Production August 5th, 2008 Thyroid Production 12. Synthroid thyromine is a serious medical condition where the bodys thyroid gland does not produce enough thyromine hormone. If you are diagnosed with hypothyroidsm, your doctor may prescribe Synthroid.

Representative Louis Gohmert, (R-TX) sponsored legislation today that would move terrorist detainees from Club GITMO to the grounds of the Supreme Court in Washington D.C. to be overseen by the Supreme Court Justices. Rep. Gohmert explains his reasoning here on Politico.

The Golden State Warriors have acquired guard Marcus Williams from the New Jersey Nets in exchange for a conditional first round draft choice, it was announced today by Executive Vice President of Basketball Operations Chris Mullin.

I don’t know how I missed this amazing series on YouTube, but I’m now a fan. Here’s what it’s about. A guy/gal gets drunk on camera and discusses a famous person in history. In their third installment in the series (embedded below), Jen Kirkman (the drunk girl) gives a lecture about Oney Judge, George & Martha Washington’s favorite slave.

From the Los Angeles Times: In the early days of the Bush presidency, Vice President Dick Cheney came under attack for drafting a national energy policy in secret. Now, as the Bush presidency winds down, Cheney is again coming under attack for his behind-the-scenes efforts to play down the threats of global warming in order to thwart regulation of greenhouse gas emissions.

Really now, for me it has been one of those funtastic years.  I have had more fun with cars than I’ve ever had and more fun than any person should have.  It’s really not fair that I’m having all the fun.  I should share the joy!  The fun all started last year about this time when my 91 Toyota

A few years ago, I had a young assistant that loved to text message his girl friend all day. He also took pictures of everyone with his cell phone. Little did this co-worker know he was being photographed for posterity.  Zzzzz zzzzz zzzzzz Needless to say, this guy does not work here any more, nor does my assistant.

In case you’re hunting for reasons to celebrate:  This Friday (in addition to bringing the start of summer) is “Take Your Dog To Work Day.”  Saturday is “National Vinegar Day!”  Come on - you know you love a good celebration of vinegar.  Sunday is “Stupid Guy Thing Day,” but I’m not really sure

Citizen’s Self-Arrest Form June 10, 2008 by Bill A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to “Take A Bite Out Of Crime.” If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a “Citizen’s Arrest”.